I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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