would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
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Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
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In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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