You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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