Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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