My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
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Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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