No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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