So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
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You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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