Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I want to make a zoo with you.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
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Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
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This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You ate ashes out of my bong
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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