is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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