i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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