Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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