Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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