Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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