38 yer olds are good kisserssss
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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