dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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