Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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