we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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