They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Randomize
