in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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