Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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