hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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