i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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