So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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