8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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