you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
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just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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