Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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