eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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