You work out of a Hotel?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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