Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
