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So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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