Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
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Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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