If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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