with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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