Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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