i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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