my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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