she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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