Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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