Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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