go do what you do best...puke behind churches
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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