You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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