I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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