Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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