YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize