did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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