you guys were way drunker than both of me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
