I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
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im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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