Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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