btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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