North Korea, Best Korea!
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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