its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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