Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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