I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
